(Also, just a really chill time at The LAKE HOUSE™.)
Imagine a place where business brilliance meets backwoods luxury, where dollar ideas and penny thoughts are hand forged between bites of the best steak you've ever had, and where "synergy" is literally just a buzzed word.
This ain't your average MEGA RETREAT. This is an entrepreneurial odyssey led by RUBLE:
Visionary. Disruptor. Ideator.
Did RUBLE invent the question mark? No. Yet, for decades, RUBLE has redefined industries and corporate cultures. How? With RUBLE's patented TRIDENT OF DOMINATION™, aka THE RUBLE SYSTEM™. Change your life in three simple steps:
RUBLE creates words. Words have meaning. You know who else has meaning? You.
Protagonize
verb | pro·tag·o·nize
To become the hero of your own story.
Stop living your life in someone else's story. PROTAGONIZE™.
The wrong vibe crushes dreams. The right vibe—like a rising tide—lifts all boats. VAR™ is the only known way to measure vibes. Bad vibes? Replace them. Good vibes? Ride the snake.
A proprietary blend of relentless innovation, business sorcery, and steak-fueled genius. RUBLE will teach you how to harness the ultimate power-up for your life, your business—your very existence. Ride all the snakes.
Don't take our word for how THE RUBLE SYSTEM™ will change your life. Read about how this guy's life changed. He worked with Bill Brasky. You know Bill Brasky? He's a real son of a bitch—and the best salesman in the office. A 10-foot-tall beast-man who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. Bill Brasky also wields the TRIDENT OF DOMINATION™.
This Guy: "Anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months, I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled."
Come to The LAKE HOUSE™. Become the SYSTEM.
RUBLE'S TEMPLE OF TRANSFORMATION can be found at The LAKE HOUSE™ in Ethel, Louisiana—just a stone's throw from Clinton. It's where business acumen and rugged tranquility collide. This isn't just some house on a lake — it's a LIQUID-ADJACENT CATHEDRAL OF COMMERCE where even the FISH swim with PURPOSE and INTENT thanks to osmotic RUBLE ENERGY™.
Ideas are like grains of sand. And there are trillions of those grains on the beach. Each blending together to form a bleak landscape of blandness. Ideas need provocation, elucidation, cultivation before turning the tide of monotony. That’s what RUBLE does. Forge grains in to gloriously magnificent sand castles with vibrant and audacious, stained glass windows.
Coaching is often used to enhance performance, develop skills, and foster continuous improvement. YAWN!!! Coaching by RUBLE is extra. Like learn to spear your failures with the TRIDENT OF DOMINATION extra. Second place is last place. If you’re cool with second place, RUBLE might not be the coach for you.
Thinking is great, but making? Making makes the spirit sing. Step inside the on-site distilling room and brewery, where you'll sample homemade mead, vodka, whiskey, and experimental hooches that defy conventional classification and the laws of chemistry. Some are legal. Most are delicious. All are strong. Like Ox.
Breathe in the crisp, or at times, thick and viscous, Louisiana air. Enjoy a plethora of animals from the back porch. If you're feeling adventuruous, take a quick drive and you can swim with otters. That's right. Otters. The cutest, most whimsical creatues in the universe. And you can swim with them... if you dare.
Take part in the time honored tradition of blasting shit. Maybe, you want to blast away the stress from your daily life. Or, maybe, each plink represent the destruction of your limiting beliefs. Either way, enjoy the cleanse from shooting crap with a Red Ryder BB gun. Just don't shoot your eye out!
You might think binge-watching shows is a great way to escape and veg out. Sure, it's relaxing and, even calming, to watch 42 episodes of people you don't know solving crimes and cracking wise. But you'd be wrong. Apply the RUBLE SYSTEM™ and, now, you're using critical thinking and solving those crimes before the other hero. You're leveling up without even trying.
RUBLE knows how to cook steak. Steak so good Gordon Ramsey follows our Insta. Steak so good Michellen gave it all the stars. STEAK FRIDAY™ is everyday at The LAKE HOUSE™. Come for the steak. Stay for the steak.
When in season (February to July), prepare for a feast of legendary proportions that will make you question why you've wasted your life eating inferior crustaceans.
Catch it, cook it, eat it. Transcendent protein made delicious through the alchemical miracle of hot oil and secret spices. And when you catch the bounty yourself? It tastes so much better.
Sleep like a champion on a bed so COMFY and COZY it's been described as "sleeping on a cloud made of unicorn dreams." The secret? Three inches of memory foam harvested from the happiest of memories.
No awkward sharing like you're at a skech hostel. Enjoy. Neigh, luxuriate in a spa like setting with a throne that comes with a built in bidet. Tre chic and very Euro! Plus, winners don't share their toiletries or their ACHIEVEMENT SPACE.
When inspiration strikes (or you need to post the steak you just ate), hop on Interwebs so blindingly fast it occasionally receives data from the future. And if duty calls, you have a 10 ft desk and three monitors to get shit done.
You want to level up your business AND your quality of life. RUBLE wants that for you too. Now you can with one unforgettable retreat!
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Can you really put a price on transforming from an extra in Office Space to a LEGEND WHOSE NAME WILL ECHO THROUGH THE HALLS OF VAHALLA?
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